It will be difficult to find someone who is both willing and able to play Trump.
Also anyone playing May is likely to not last long.
If I were to play, it'd be as Modi, but I don't have time for this.
Someone ought to play Trump, so I accept the challenge.
I doubt your ability to be looney enough, but I'll wish you better luck than the idiots who played the US at the one model UN I was a part of in my senior year of high school. (Basically they didn't even bother trying to act like the Reagan Administration. They made Jimmy Carter look like a hawk by comparison as their solution to the problems in Central America was to back a Soviet proposal for an arms embargo to the region. Our school was Honduras and after we failed to stop the Yankee goofiness, I showed up at the Trusteeship Council asking for our orders since the UN had deemed the countries of Central America weren't sovereign nations!)