Eurovision Song Contest 2014

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

So after Ukraine wins as a show of European solidarity and then it gets annexed by Putinstan, where will the Eurovision 2015 be held?

More seriously, what happens if in 2015 Russia trolls Eurovision with an entry from Crimea?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I was sort of hoping the Netherlands would win since the songwriters have a South Carolina connexion.  Probably the bearded lady won some additional points for non-musical reasons, but I think even without that factor, Austria would still have won, it just would have been closer.