TJ's War on the "War on ____" Meme

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

What is it with "War on ____" for everything?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I'm starting a separate war on wars that are wars on other wars which just so happen to be wars on wars that are entangled in other wars!

I'm just going to attack everything that doesn't attack itself

So broccoli?

Guys, it turns out Snowball is George H.W. Bush

Atlas declares war on Snowball, broccoli to lead the charge.

If H.W. had eaten his broccoli he might have gotten that second term.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Dubya started it with the War on Terror.

Actually, like with -gate, this can be blamed on Nixon thanks to his War on Cancer and War on Drugs.  Altho LBJ's War on Poverty is also to blame, he never embraced the language of war to the degree Nixon did.