Don't worry, I'll find someone.
Yay!
Maybe you can invade the Mideast or something like that.
They are the only region without a national guard, have no constitution establishing them as a real independent body, and their leader is...um...absent. They would be the perfect region to invade
If invaded I'll order a group of Marylanders to hold all of Nyman (which is in our region) hostage until the other 3 regions bring in their large armies and take out the Midwesterners.
Some problems with that plan, Akno.
First of all you're assuming that the other Regions will care about what happens to the city of Nyman. That might be the case for the Northeast, but I think it is safe to say that the Southeast and probably the pacific Regions won't mind all that much if we lose a few bureaucrats.
Second, you're assuming that the Midwest doesn't share. If we decided to go to a four Region setup, it would be easiest to eliminate the Mideast Region and use the following map: