The Forum Republican Caucus

[Keystone Phil]

I thank my friends for this honor. This is a united party while the Democrats are, like usual, in disarray.

[Keystone Phil]

*anticipates being removed from the Caucus for not being an ideologue*

Are you for real, dude? Seriously? You have to totally misrepresent how I feel to show your lack of respect?

I really wish the fools here would realize that I am not a conservative ideologue and that I am much closer to the center than the extremes. I'm a standard conservative and not someone who wants to see moderates removed from my party.

We need a good whip that can whip the Democrats in a good war of words and wits. I nominate myself to be the whipper. I can balance out the leadership with more moderate viewpoints to Phil's conservative viewpoints. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, golf, money, good food, and Charleston in the summer.

It'd be hard for you to be whip once you are primaried by the Forum Club for Growth.

Here's a good reason why people may want you removed - the first thing you do is coming in here crying about how the big, bad leadership hates you and anyone else like you.

[Keystone Phil]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

Don is a child, you see.

[Keystone Phil]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

Don is a child, you see.

Oh come on lets skip the name calling please.

It's the only thing he deserves.

Listen, Don loves being the martyr and is obviously trying to stir up trouble to try to get me to threaten to kick him out. He'd love that. Two problems for Don: 1) This isn't real and some of us are big boys and realize that and 2) I'd never try to kick him out because I refuse to make him some hero.

This party is unified. Don just likes to whine when he doesn't get his way.

[Keystone Phil]

Take this however you'd like, Forum Republicans...

I think either Smid and Inks are absolutely amazing candidates for this spot. 

[Keystone Phil]

Ok, I'm putting an end to this for the sake of sanity.

First of all, don't anyone try to petition me to take away anyone's avatar. I don't decide party affiliations. I can believe someone to be a RINO and/or a disgrace to our party but, ultimately, it's an "individual's choice" as to what party he or she belongs to.

Secondly, I want to state for the record that I haven't followed any bit of this squabble. I'm not taking sides.

Finally, we have to drop this silliness and move on. We have enough of an uphill battle to climb.