I was hit on by 40-50 year old women today.

[Keystone Phil]

Wow. A lot has been going on today concerning my looks. First there was Andrew saying I stared in an Aqua Velva commercial and now this...

As most of you know, I underwent surgery on my jaw about a month and a half ago. I go back to my doctor's for checkups and some assistance in fixing my bite. So I go to my doctor today and I was instantly turned into cougar prey.

I finally get called back into the room where they work on everyone after about forty minutes in the circus known as the waiting room. I thought I had been through enough just sitting out there but little did I know what was about to come my way.

My file is on a computer so when the assistant working on me pulls up my records, a picture of me from four years ago comes up. Well, as I'm sitting in the chair waiting, another assistant comes up to me and starts telling me how great I look, how much I've changed, etc. Now it's true that you can notice a difference with my jaw but this woman was really going overboard. Remember that the picture she was looking at was from four years ago so, naturally, I'm going to look a little different. So she's flattering me and I was ok with it but then she starts calling all of the other women in the office over. Now everyone is saying how different I look and "wow-ing" at how I look. The woman that started all of this says to me, "What does your girlfriend think?" I respond with a chuckle, "I don't have one." "Oh, well you will now. You were good looking before but now you're a stuuuuuuuuuuuud."

Now I'm feeling like when five year old boy is having his face pinched by old women. One woman says, "I hate to say the 'D' word but....damn." That's when I started blushing. People tell me that I'm good looking every so often but this was just too odd. So for the rest of my appointment, I'd hear a "Phiiiiiiillllllll...." from the assistant that started all of this. As the title notes, these women were all in their late 40s/50s so it's kind of creepy for me (I don't like "courgars) but it was a nice ego boost. Maybe I need to post my picture every other day in the new post a picture thread. 

[Keystone Phil]

Is that you, Mike Naso?

It's so Naso-esque, isn't it? In fact, he always talks about being hit on at his orthodontist's office. The difference between us is that my story is true and his story occured during the three hours of sleep he gets each night.

[Keystone Phil]

Place to go when you hit 21- Michael's on Street Road! 

I will try to avoid that place like the plague. I hate hearing about it on the radio every damn day.

[Keystone Phil]

Place to go when you hit 21- Michael's on Street Road! 

I will try to avoid that place like the plague. I hate hearing about it on the radio every damn day.

I'm telling you, it's cougar utopia.

And in case you didn't notice, I stated that I can't stand "cougars" in my post. 

[Keystone Phil]

You don't have to date them Phil.

I once had an evening with a 28 year old when I was 21..... even then, the things she taught me.... invaluable.

I'm not aiming to date or do anything with a cougar. I'm just not into them. I like girls my age, maybe a year or two younger/older.

[Keystone Phil]

I'd imagine you want someone tight, skinny, tanned, Italian with long brown hair and she maybe very cute, but she could also be VERY demanding and not to mention loud and obnoxious ("Italian Princess").

Uh, thank you for naming exactly what I don't want! People really need to stop thinking that I'm all about the stereotypical Italians. Those are some of the people that I hate the most in this world.

I assume that when you say "tanned" you mean that terrible fake tanning that is far too common in trashy areas of Northeast Philadelphia. That's right up there as one of my top turnoffs, by the way.

[Keystone Phil]

Is that you, Mike Naso?

It's so Naso-esque, isn't it? In fact, he always talks about being hit on at his orthodontist's office. The difference between us is that my story is true and his story occured during the three hours of sleep he gets each night.

Yep...they are more outgoing and less shy than younger girls. That's why I am always going to be preferenced to dating older women.

You haven't tried chasing freshmen yet?

Naso doesn't go to school.

[Keystone Phil]

Is that you, Mike Naso?

It's so Naso-esque, isn't it? In fact, he always talks about being hit on at his orthodontist's office. The difference between us is that my story is true and his story occured during the three hours of sleep he gets each night.

Yep...they are more outgoing and less shy than younger girls. That's why I am always going to be preferenced to dating older women.

You haven't tried chasing freshmen yet?

Naso doesn't go to school.

What? Where did he learn so much about the weather?

He knows much about the weather? LOL