Attn Justices: Atlasia vs. Keystone Phil

[Keystone Phil]

I plead not guilty but I'd love to enter a "I don't give a damn" plea, if possible.

[Keystone Phil]

EXECUTE HIM

Technically he is our Ambassador to Iraq.

Uh, what?

[Keystone Phil]

(I sincerely hope that my innate prejudice against Italian-Americans, Republicans and Pennsylvanians, as well as my core belief that all trial defendants are automatically guilty, doesn't interfere with the fair conduct of this case.)

Your Honor,

After reading this statement, I ask the court to expell the juror and have him executed.

[Keystone Phil]

(I sincerely hope that my innate prejudice against Italian-Americans, Republicans and Pennsylvanians, as well as my core belief that all trial defendants are automatically guilty, doesn't interfere with the fair conduct of this case.)

Your Honor,

After reading this statement, I ask the court to expell the juror and have him executed.

Calm down, I'm sure he was only joking.

You need to go, too. To the chair with you!

[Keystone Phil]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will make this as simple and brief as possible.

A few months ago, I resigned my Senate seat and left Atlasia for what I originally thought would be an indefinite amount of time. A couple of week ago, I grew curious of the activities here and decided to return. I returned under the alias of "Jessica Walterstein," under Mike Naso's account. I returned under this account with the permission of Mr. Naso and, since Mr. Naso had also left Atlasia for quite some time, I returned here and registered to vote.

The act as Jessica continued for some time until I confessed that I was actually the true identity. A short while after my announcement, I was made aware that I was being charged with voter fraud. I had no intention of voting and while there is no way to physically prove that, I can point to the fact that both registrations - my original as Keystone Phil and Mr. Naso's - were inactive for months. I would understand and accept punishment if I had returned as Jessica and as Keystone Phil but that never occured. Legally, I suppose I didn't have to make an attempt to re-register as Keystone Phil since I technically wasn't inactive according to Atlasian standards. However, I fail to see the need to pursue this with punishment when I did not make an attempt to vote or become active under two registrations.

As someone who has been a champion for voting reform and a strong voice against voter fraud in Atlasia, I ask the jury to have faith in my word.

[Keystone Phil]

I'm appealing this ruling.

[Keystone Phil]

I have accepted Peter as my counsel for the appeal.

[Keystone Phil]

Parties can petition for an extension and will get one for good cause.

Due to the strains of personal life and a Presidential campaign, I wish to request of the court an extension of four days.