Mercer County Democratic Chairman Rich McClellan says that "Republican terrorists" have vandalized Democratic GOTV vans, allegedly slashing the tires of three vans around 2AM. "There was one woman in the campaign headquarters around 2 AM when a gang of cheesy thugs descended on the parking lot and began to rip up signs and then vandalized the trucks," said Rich McClellan, "Luckily, we had dispersed our fleet so that this sneak attack had minimal effect on our get out the vote effort.”
Cheesy thugs?
Disperesed our fleet?
While I won't defend such tactics, I will say this spokesman is a frigging loon.