Make a confession

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I am disgusted by mayonnaise to the point that if I even see or smell it, I immediately vomit. This happened over the break when I was in Boynton. My mom made a sandwich and a glob of mayo was hanging from her lip as she ate it. As soon as I noticed this I ran to the bathroom and puked profusely.

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I am a Republican who strongly supports Bernie Sanders.

O_O

Honestly, if the anti-Trump coup delivers President Pence, I would probably support Bernie too. He's the only other anti-globalist heavyweight in the race. He at least is an honest person, which is more than I can say about the other candidates in the 2020 race.

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Alcohol is really overrated. I drank a lot freshman year, but now I only smoke God's Bounty. Much more enjoyable and tranquil than being drunk.

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I’m going to do something wild on Friday.

Edit: oh and I don’t mean DMT. It’s a people thing not a drug thing.

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HOT TAKE: The Office is not nearly as good as people make it out to be.

The last few seasons were terrible.

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I'm curious if there'd be any interest in me discussing my time with the Alt Right, the evolution of my views, and how I believe it's all interrelated with my childhood.

I don't want to seem like some narcissist going off on an unwanted rant about myself on Atlas, so I'm just wanting to see if that interests others or not.

I have an angle on this too - please do!

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when I was young I used to think the Great Depression was a massive tropical depression.

I used to think it was a train crash

I thought the stock market literally crashed. As in, the building collapsed or something.

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Two weeks ago I pulled out of a gas station with the pump still attached to it. I heard a large bang when I pulled out but assumed it was a nearby car crash. I then drove down the interstate with the pump swinging from the side. I only noticed when I heard it banging my car, so I pulled over, threw it in the brush, and drove on.

Never heard anything from the station but I do know from conversation with the guy who owns the neighborhood gas station that they’re not very expensive and easily attached/detached. Happens once a month at his station apparently.

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Vern Buchanan is my dad.

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Here's one for what could very well be my last post of the decade: Yesterday, I was walking out of class and my water bottle almost fell out of my pocket. My brain couldn't decide if I was gonna say "oh jeez" or "oh shoot" and somehow it managed to come out as "oh Jews". Fortunately, I think I said it quietly enough that I was the only one who heard it.

TEH JOOS.