Ted Cruz major announcement at 4 PM

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Dumb move by a dumb candidate.

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Can you imagine time traveling back to 2013 and telling people that there's a hardline conservative latino/woman ticket available to the GOP in 2016 and they choose Donald Trump instead?

She's a white Texan married to an Italian. Nothing Latino about her.

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Who are all of these creepy ass ten year olds on stage at the Cruz rally?

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Who are all of these creepy ass ten year olds on stage at the Cruz rally?

What? Classic Conservative is there?

I was going to make that joke but you beat me too it . Turn on C-SPAN, the podium is surrounded by really eager looking children in TrusTED shirts waving flags slowly and awkwardly, like a rusted weathervane on the roof of an abandoned house.

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cringe so deep it hurts my soul

Kid second from the right on the left side, front row has been entertaining me for a while with his rotating expressions of extreme disinterest and confusion at why he's standing behind the Zodiac killer. Poor kid. Probably dragged there by his 49 year old Grandfather who is in the crowd watching proudly, clad in an American flag polo shirt that has the Bald Eagle and a picture of the Constitution emblazoned on it.


Speaking of weird folks at Cruz rallies, where the hell has this jackoff been? He's everywhere.

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Wait...that stage of kids...that's the ENTIRE crowd for his Carly announcement?!

Carly snatched them up on their way to the zoo and slapped TrusTED on them.  If they stand on stage for an hour without saying anything they can go home!

I bet she absolutely terrorized them into waving those flags high and fast.

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This is sad; Ted just said Carly was the next VPOTUS. Also, this playlist makes me feel like Cruz only thinks IN is some hick state.

It's his playlist everywhere. Romney played the same BS country music too. Hell, I worked for a New York Jew running for Congress in Boca, and he walked on stage to give his concession speech to the music of Toby Keith.

This is sad; Ted just said Carly was the next VPOTUS. Also, this playlist makes me feel like Cruz only thinks IN is some hick state.

Country music is the only good music

Sure, if you like music about beer, trucks, mama, or "country cuties" (I assume they're the fat blondes from Alabama who have three mixed children by 24?). I guess it's better than Hillary Clinton's $10K Katy Perry playlist.  

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Take our country back was Rand Paul's slogan btw

No it wasn't it was Defeat the Washington Machine.

I could have sworn somebody said "Take our country back" or something not unsimilar.

First line of Rand's announcement speech:

"I have a message!

A message that is loud and clear and does not mince words:

We have come to take our country back."

i mean it's not as if any of these slogans are remotely original or noninterchangeable.

This is sad; Ted just said Carly was the next VPOTUS. Also, this playlist makes me feel like Cruz only thinks IN is some hick state.

Country music is the only good music

Sure, if you like music about beer, trucks, mama, or "country cuties" (I assume they're the fat blondes from Alabama who have three mixed children by 24?). I guess it's better than Hillary Clinton's $10K Katy Perry playlist. 

Mixed?

I would also like to know what this means.

it's coming from """former""" white nationalist sanchez, so take a wild guess

You know what I'm talking about. Half the Klansmen in America have half black grandchildren living on the couch in their trailers. That isn't a dig on them, it's just a perspective on hypocritical white trash.