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Question: Well?
#1
Put the mayo on an eat it - drive away.
 
#2
Show the store manager what happened
 
#3
Show the store manager - then eat it.
 
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
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« on: August 13, 2014, 05:22:31 PM »

^^

I can't see how anyone would be so offended as to bother to tell the manager. I might as well go and cry about all the pairs of shoes I see hanging on the telephone lines whenever I go down to Broward County.
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ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2014, 07:32:47 PM »

The lil putana in the incident said it made her "sick" to see that.......I found that a laughable over-reaction that I wonder what you guys would do.

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Wait, wait, wait. You call for the beheading of large segments of the population and are offended by this?
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ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2014, 08:20:23 PM »


I tell her to get a fucking life.  First, the guy might be a Hindu.  Second, it ain't butter, it's partially-hydrogenated cottonseed oil.  No cows were harmed during the making of your breakfast.  Third, WTF?  Really?  You eat bleached wheat, fake butter, and hormone-injected chicken deep fried in trans fat, in your car as you're driving to work and you actually want people to feel your pain?  Yeah, we feel your pain.  It's called hypertension.

And who the fuck wrote this?!  The by-line says "Good Morning America" but behavior is spelled "behaviour."  Yeah, that's more like, Good Morning Liverpool.  Doesn't that paper even have editors?

Highly suspect.  I'd tell the bitch to get bent.  And I'm talking mostly about the writer of the piece, but while we're at it, the woman who eats bad food while driving and has the unmitigated gaul to judge others can probably use a thorough bending as well.  I'd like to see a picture of her.  Her ass is probably about as wide as my sofa.  It'll take more than one little hackenkreutz to blanket that one.


Oh, I guess I didn't answer the question:  the first option.  I'm a big fan of mayo, and when I'm in the mood for McDonald's food I really don't linger.  It's like finding a Chicken McNugget shaped like Elvis.  I'd spend about a microsecond pondering the deeper meaning of it, but I don't think I'd waste time showing it to the manager.  In the end, I'd just slather it in mayonnaise and choke it down. 



This would be the greatest post ever, but mayo is a horrible, horrible thing, and should be banned forever. Just looking at mayo makes me gag.
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