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jfern
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« on: April 01, 2005, 01:55:56 PM » |
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News Report
Pyongyang, the Democratic Republic of North Korea.
This great country realized that they have the name Democratic in their name. An election was help today, which had 10 million voters and the results are in.
The Pope got 50%
George W. Bush 30%
Franklin Delano Rossevelt 29.99999%
Kim Jong II 0.00001%
Kim Jong II said he is "mildly disappointed" in the results. "I thought someone else would vote for me". North Korea has threantened to invade Vatican City if they don't tell them whether the pope is still alive.
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