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« on: January 15, 2006, 03:20:52 PM »
Quote from: A18 on January 15, 2006, 03:11:21 PM
You should have really included English for "Miss" "Catholic"
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 05:51:55 PM »
'Miss' 'Catholic,' in a slightly melodramatic response to dazzleman:

Quote from: In The Land of Dorothy on January 18, 2006, 09:11:40 AM

the day i listen to anything you have to say is the day that i have had my heart and soul taken away from me and planted with piles of garbage and backward thinking. its the 21st century republicans. get a grip, just because your against change try and tolerate other peoples desire to join the world and live in our time today not 1777.

Purple heart!
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2006, 09:27:04 PM »
I was thinking about posting that already...then phillip retorted with:

Quote from: A18 on January 19, 2006, 05:43:28 PM

I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny or something?

And while I very much thought it was, I didn't feel like intruding.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2006, 05:26:14 PM »
AGH I missed Nation.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 05:59:19 PM »
Quote from: Scoonie on January 23, 2006, 05:58:26 PM

Blogs are often more reliable than the traditional news media. The traditional media is extremely lazy nowadays and prefers to publish RNC talking points as opposed to doing any real investigative research.

Sorry scoon, but it really did make me laugh.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 08:54:00 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2006, 11:14:42 PM »
Quote from: Waffle House on January 29, 2006, 10:58:34 PM
Quote from: jfern on January 19, 2006, 02:10:06 PM
Quote from: Kevin on January 19, 2006, 02:04:03 PM
I heard rumors that IL would become a swing state again.

I hear rumors on the Internets that in 2008, the Democrat will win UT and lose DC.

hmm, perhaps jfern has a sense of humor after all...

dunno, he posted a post of his own (in which he was actually attempting humor)  in this thread....

....party foul...
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2006, 11:34:50 PM »
exactly!
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2006, 01:26:41 PM »
Quote from: In The Land of Dorothy on February 01, 2006, 11:26:31 AM

You have 100 to choose from and you select Feingold. You really do have your head stuck up the republican parties bottom. Your parents and church and brainwashed you well. *Ban evolution*
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2006, 09:35:59 PM »
Only on this board...:

Quote from: © Boss Tweed on February 06, 2006, 09:33:10 PM
there's really only one guy I know I'd even consider exercising my Lawrence v Texas with.
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2006, 11:37:07 PM »

The fact that A18 is quoting BRTD in agreement.
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2006, 09:03:48 PM »
I'm gonna miss Kay Bailey...  Cry
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2006, 09:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Mike Naso on April 24, 2006, 11:21:41 AM
Quote from: Harry on April 24, 2006, 10:56:49 AM


This is a joke that a hardcore Republican friend of mine and I shared

I have that same hat...
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 10:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Max Power on April 21, 2006, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: Hawkeye on April 21, 2006, 10:25:34 PM

Obviously he was created by God in his own image-just like you deutsh bag.
The fact that you can't spell deutsch bag leaves me severely questioning your ability to explain biology.

Oy.

It's "douche bag"
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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2006, 05:34:11 PM »
Quote from: In The Land of the Insane on March 27, 2006, 04:04:22 AM
The republicans got what they wished for. A massachusetts liberal John Kerry. The republicans only had to spend money in Ohio and Missouri. Democrats spent the whole summer and autumn protecting 20 years of hard work. Kerry protected all but two states; Iowa and New Mexico. Bush was re-elected but the democrats messed it up by picking a liberal from Massachusetts.

It's not really that funny; but the thread title instructed repliers to use 5 sentences or less.
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« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2006, 09:17:05 PM »
In response to: "Would you sleep with Michael Moore for 1 billion"
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2006, 04:37:01 AM »
Quote from: nclib on June 17, 2006, 10:17:12 PM
Quote from: jfern on June 17, 2006, 08:55:24 PM
McCaskill - Don't know much about him
Klobuchar - Don't know much about him

Both are female.

no offense to the fern, it just struck me as funny.
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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2006, 02:29:57 PM »
<applause>
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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2006, 05:15:03 PM »
about Andrew:

Quote from: downwithdaleft on August 18, 2006, 04:47:50 PM
Still refuses to admit he's a Democrat trying to infiltrate the Republican party.
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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2006, 07:00:53 PM »
it's a terrible joke, but I love me some terrible jokes.  From the MO Senate thread:


Quote from: Tredrick on September 03, 2006, 02:15:14 PM

Wrong forum.  That should go in the MO governor race thread.
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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2006, 07:53:10 PM »
beat me to it.
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2006, 10:45:49 PM »
you'd think so, no?
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2006, 05:38:30 PM »
Quote from: DownWithTheLeft on November 14, 2006, 05:20:06 PM
I'm going to say Nancy Pelosi isn't your typical Catholic considering she has 0 moral values what so ever, Satan is more religious
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2006, 08:38:32 PM »
It's quite a stretch to say any of those people had 0 moral values as well...I don't think anyone does.
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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 09:19:24 PM »
1000th post in the goldmine, bitches.

Quote from: AndrewBerger on December 05, 2006, 08:28:57 PM
I would not vote for DownWithTheLeft
I would not vote for him with a breath
I would not vote for him in a box
I would not vote for him with a fox
I would not vote for him for a house
I would not vote for him against a mouse
I would not for vote for him, general or primary
I would rather vote for Mr. Kerry
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