#1 How did you get in here? I don't have a chimney! |
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#2 Where's the real Santa? Did you kidnap him? |
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#3 Chris, your presidential bid is far more important than giving toys |
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#4 Nice suit |
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#5 Yeah! Now that you're Santa, you can't run for president! |
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#6 Get out of here, fat-ass! |
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#7 Want some cookies? |
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#8 This a perfect job for you! |
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#9 Could you give Obama some coal for me? |
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#10 Why did you veto that gay marriage bill? |
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#11 Did you give Rand Paul coal? |
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#12 Does anyone else know about this? |
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#13 Well that explains why you're so fat. |
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#14 *speachless* |
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#15 Other (explain in post) |
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