Here's how to be happy:
Catch the football, win the game
Pass the test, grab diploma
Hug mom, feel empty
Put your passion on hold
Find a cheerleader, fall in love
Sign the paper, buy the house
Fix the tie into a noose
Tie the noose
Show me someone who's got life figured out
You're either full of ignorance, or full of doubt
The difference between me and all my friends:
They've got time to waste; I've got time to spend
And I spent it all on you
Here's how to be happy:
Grow your hair out, quit your job
Fight your boss, crash your car
Dump your girlfriend, get evicted
Play some riffs, smoke a cigarette
Drink a beer, listen to Black Flag
Smile through it, and laugh through it
And smile through it, and laugh through it
