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Anderson Cooper just said to be on the lookout for a black man with an accent.

Lot of detail there, CNN...

All the black men with accents crossed the finish line two hours before the explosion happened.

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context:

"in-ter-mod-er-ate"

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I think people should be out and about.

Sorry, the terrorists won.

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Are you sure that's really Glenn Beck in the video? I didn't pay close attention, but I didn't hear him say, "buy gold" even once.

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I actually lol'd

Good show, Snowy

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I actually lol'd

Good show, Snowy

I made that, asshole.

Are you trying to claim responsibility for something a minority did? Racist.

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Bushie is on a roll.

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I would recommend a title change. Update Season VII: "The Golden Corral"

Win.

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that BSB post is gold

As for me, I actually laughed out loud at this one:

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Yeah, yeah I'm in it, but:

Roughly 8 hours

Which brought my total up to about 12-13 times this month

…and now my mind is preoccupied with the question of how exactly a droid would masturbate. THANKS OBAMA!

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What a great post, for Naso.

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I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

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Terrible joke, but you have to admit he does fit the bill of scoundrel and whippersnapper.

This being the intent behind it

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Because he says "He wasn't a good President" and then says "but Clinton is the best in the past quarter century"

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Because he says "He wasn't a good President" and then says "but Clinton is the best in the past quarter century"

If you think that all US Presidents since Reagan have been pretty bad (like Jeff apparently does) its not absurd to say Clinton was the best of them, even though "he wasn't a good President". In that case he was the best of a bad lot.  

I suppose. Though I guess the juxtaposition of it and the fact that it's Bushie makes it funny.

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There's something just quite so utterly and entirely perfect about a libertarian only being able to grow a neckbeard-and-Hitler-'tache combo.

Good one.

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Context:

see also:   https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=173228.0

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sh[inks]

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Black Powa! Stick it to the white devils!

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I think may be a black.

There are ways that you can find out.  Do you wear socks with sandals?  Do you put hot sauce on macaroni and cheese?  How do you pronounce the word AUNT? 

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Sawxdem wins again

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The Atlas Forum Moderate Heroism Association weeps for its fallen comrade leader.

No, that would be Evan Bayh.

HPJ was an Evan Bayh sock.

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.....who wouldn't want to see Selena Gomez run for president?

This isn't funny.

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I heard they sent it in a 32oz envelope.

That's dark. Hilarious, but dark.

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No.  Despite how tender children can be, I'm trying to cut down on red meat.