The Reverend Dr. Herman Cain will be visiting my alma mater.

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I might try and head down there depending on when it is. I'll sucker my mom into it.

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Herman's favorite pizza is the meat combo. Because a) he "looooves meat" and b) "it's a manly pizza!"

Saying 'I loooove meat' and 'it's manly' in the same sentence should be illegal.

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Forgot to mention that I came across the man, the legend Mike Assad's Tumblr and he too was at this event.