Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists - So what now?

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So I'm thinking about creating a new party. Kind of a joke, but sort of serious. I'm getting bored with watching the Liberal, Labour and Whig parties control everything and being an Independent isn't as fun. So after looking through some of the notes I took in school regarding the Boxer Rebellion in China, I've decided to form the Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists.

So what's gonna be the goal of this party?

Well, just to be an anti-status quo party, I guess. Hints of ironic nationalism, comedic isolationism and satirical libertarianism thrown in. The party will be serious, but not as serious as the other parties. This is kind of a revitalization of the Silly Party of Atlasia, only with a cooler name.

So who's interested?

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Didn't you do this earlier with the Brazilian Union To Threaten Horrible Occult Leopard Eaters (BUTTHOLE)?

I'll join.

Well, Homelycooking told me not to waste his time and I wasn't sober when I made that post so

But sweet! To the registration thread!

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Id like an endorsement.

There'll be a makeshift convention and endorsement process

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Will you guys be endorsing Senate races too?

Likely

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[1] Hell, Michigan
[2] Intercourse, Pennsylvania
[3] Weiner, Arkansas
[4] Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
[5] Odd, WV
[6] North, South Carolina
[7] Cool, California
[8] Chicken, Alaska
[9] Bumble Bee, Arizona
[10] Gay, Michigan
[11] Cumming, Georgia
[12] Kickapoo, Illinois
[13] Ballstown, Indiana
[14] Gas, Kansas
[15] Sandwich, Massachusetts
[16] Licking, Missouri
[17] Colon, Nebraska
[18] Cheesequake, New Jersey
[19] Gayhead, New York
[20] Horneytown, North Carolina
[21] Okay, Oklahoma
[22] Half.com, Oregon
[23] Oral, South Dakota
[24] Disco, Tennessee
[25] Bacon, Texas
[26] Mexican Hat, Utah
[27] Satans Kingdom, Utah
[28] Threeway, Virginia
[29] Walla Walla, Washington
[30] Emo, Ireland

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Screw this, as party founder, I declare that the convention will be held at Screams Ice Cream Parlor in Hell, Michigan on June 17th. One day. Everyone's invited, have some ice cream and buy some t-shirts.

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Wiki: https://uselectionatlas.org/AFEWIKI/index.php/Atlasian_Society_of_Righteous_and_Harmonious_Fists

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Lol

Same

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We need to start creating a platform!

This is true!

What about cynical socialism

Cynicism isn't cool

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What about cynical socialism

Cynicism isn't cool

Fine. Jaded jingoism then?

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We need to start creating a platform!

This is true!

Planks:

Anti-totalitarianism
Anti-slavery
Anti-establishment
Liberty/Freedom/Equality/Justice/Apple Pie/Babies/Etc
Critical thinking

And the belief that Dave Leip is the supreme ruler of the universe.

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Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists - Official Platform
June 16th 2012

- We reject the ideas of totalitarianism, regionalism, fascism, nazism, Stalinism, Leninism, Marxism, Maoism, Democracy, Anarchy, Capitalism, Socialism and any similar ideology.

- We reject the idea of slavery. We believe that whites should not be allowed to own other humans as property. To quote his holiness Chris Farley, "Kill whitey."

- We reject the establishment. However, we also reject antidisestablishmentarianists.

- We embrace the idea of Nationalism and believe Atlasia is the greatest country in the world. We believe Atlasia's priorities must come first.

- We embrace open mindedness and equal rights for all. However, we believe those who are not open minded do not deserve rights.

- We embrace the notion that Dave Leip is the supreme rule of the universe.

- All party members shall be required to choose one movie star (living or dead) to be their "spirit leader" The member will be referred to as the name of their spirit leader in formal settings.

Be it resolved,

Chairman 20RP12
Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists


Eh?

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Excellent platform! My spirit leader shall be the star of Countdown to Looking Glass, Eugene McCarthy.

My spirit leader is Chris Farley.

With no objection, we hereby adopt this platform as our official platform.

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Welcome!

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Didn't you do this earlier with the Brazilian Union To Threaten Horrible Occult Leopard Eaters (BUTTHOLE)?

I'll join.

Well, Homelycooking told me not to waste his time and I wasn't sober when I made that post so

But sweet! To the registration thread!

You weren't sober? I don't think that's allowed.

Aloud.

That is my response to that.

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Welcome to the Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists' June 2012 convention!

Since the election is whenever and we need to endorse, please cast your ballots for endorsements for the following offices:

President of Atlasia
Northeast Senate
Mideast Senate
IDS Senate
Midwest Senate
Pacific Senate

and whatever offices are being run for.

Go.

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President of Atlasia:

[1] Napoleon/Kalwejt
[2] Clarence/Yelnoc
[3] Young Tweed/Bgwah
[4] Oakvale/Cincinnatus

Northeast Senate:

[1] Scott

Mideast Senate:

[1] JCL

IDS Senate:

[1] NC Yankee

Midwest Senate:

[1] Redalgo

Pacific Senate:

[1] Sbane
[2] Antonio V

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You forgot Pacific Senate.

Is anybody even running?

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You forgot Pacific Senate.

Is anybody even running?

Yup.  One person, though.

Hey, I guessed right!

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I wrote in Antonio.

Alright, with all three members voting, I'm calling it that, because the average preferences show a tie between Napoleon and Oakvale, that we will be holding a runoff for the party's endorsement.

The following candidates are endorsed by the Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists:

Northeast Senate:

Scott

IDS Senate:

NC Yankee

Mideast Senate:

Benconstine

Midwest Senate:

Redalgo

Pacific Senate:

Sbane


Members, please cast your vote for the runoff endorsement for President:

[ ] Oakvale/Cincinnatus
[ ] Napoleon/Kalwejt

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[1] Napoleon

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[1] Tweed

Fits the most with our principles.

We have a write-in, it appears

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Seconded.

The Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists hereby endorses Young Tweed for President and Bgwah for Vice President.

The party also adopts as its official emoticon and Kung Fu Fighting as its official song.

Thank you, Mr. McCarthy and Mr. Darvill for your contributions.

As chairman of this party, I hereby declare that this convention is over.

x Chairman Chris Farley

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The party also adopts as its official emoticon and Kung Fu Fighting as its official movie.

Chairman Farley, it's a song...

That's what I said, man!

Kung Fu Fighting as its official song.

-hides bong and booze-

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Holds run off, nominates non-selected candidate anyways.

Interjects self into everyone else's business, only worries about himself when called on it.