The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

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Snowstalker, no matter how many times you keep saying that, I've still had sex with more women than you, and probably always will.

Ouch

Much in the same way as Ricky Martin's probably had sex with a lot of women.

Dude, seriously? Did tmth refuse to f[inks] you or something? You're being really asshole-y about this.

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Lief wins.

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You have way too much time on your hand.

Are you calling Joe Republic an amputee?

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Another death threat from the classy left!

Who's threatening anyone? I was simply saying if his head were to explode, that I would like to see it.



(i was gonna post the one from Scanners but i didn't wanna get death points)

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It doesn't matter what his exact intentions were behind it, comments like that are vile and should have no place on this forum. What a horrible thing to say.

boo hiss

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A fight over me? Ladies, you shouldn't have. There's plenty of me to go around.

Seriously i'm fat there's plenty of me

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People take sh-t way too seriously round these parts.

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I didn't exclude myself.

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Aren't there poll numbers for several of these conspiracy theories?

bah humbug
besides, i'm talking about the entire American populous

Including children and babies?

I'm assuming Republicans are included, yes.

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kill em

Metal either sounds like someone mowing the lawn or some little kid throwing a temper tantrum by banging on silverware.

You misspelled 'emoviolence'.

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I'm not sure which is more bland: Phil's repeated use of the same joke over and over to try and get a quick zinger on me, or BRTD continuing to post aforementioned repeated "zingers" in the sulfur mine.

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I'm not sure which is more bland: Phil's repeated use of the same joke over and over to try and get a quick zinger on me, or BRTD continuing to post aforementioned repeated "zingers" in the sulfur mine.

Carl, you kind of bring it on yourself. You bash libertarians with the fervour of a bitter apostate and it's pretty funny.

I'm an asshole, what can I say?

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Context:

I try not to

That explains a lot.

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15

Now the extreme idiocy you constantly spew makes perfect sense.

what's your excuse then?

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Not a burn, but a great rebuttal.

Mondale at the time, Gus Hall in retrospect.

Voting for the CP after 1932 is basically voting Democratic anyway, so its not like it would be a real big difference.

Moral of the story is to not vote for candidates because the party name sounds nice.

When it's a protest vote because both of the major party candidates are terrible, it doesn't really matter who you go with, which was my thought process in choosing Hall.

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Why not vote for the New Alliance or the SWP, legitimate socialist parties....?

Again, if it's a protest vote, I could literally vote for a Libertarian. It's more about the protest element, at least for me.

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Al hates all people that don't give him a pass on his intentionally vague commentary and "analysis."

FTFY

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Coming from the 26-year-old who spends most of his time acting like a 14-year-old on here, I'll take that as a compliment.

But enough about BRTD

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I plan to protest.

On the computer?

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Ugh people stop. That post was atrocious.

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Make sure to tell us everything about it when you get back. You hardly ever speak of yourself or your leisure activities, and I think everyone is dying to hear more.

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I'm excited to see someone with activity in this position--Truman has done everything in this game well and active--but it's very important that we ask The Important Questions here:

1. In both forms, I have seen most people who take this position proceed to apparently forget that they were appointed. What are your plans to make the position of SoI relevant again?

2. The regional governments--particularly the ones I'm not in --have been struggling to be active. What are your plans to use this role to foster strong regions and increased participation in the game?

3. With the recent executive order--by you, ironically--the office of AG was moved into here. This adds more responsibility to the office. All of us who were around then surely remember Al going on witch hunts to attack his political enemies. Recently you accused dfw, Santander, and--of all people--Ted Bessell of a felony for a heat-of-the-moment "testimony" by Jimmie that was later tracked back on. Can you promise to, in the future, avoid partisanship, reserve judgement, serve the role with transparency, fairness, and honesty, and, most vitally, not try to ban active participants from the game for a Deeply Disturbing thread?

(I know I'm not a Senator, but I think being the last full President and Speaker gives me the right to ask questions--especially these which I think anyone would want to know the answer to.)

>Fantasyland

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BTW, if I had to pick a nickname for a member of Congress, I'd go with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz of Florida...."Debbie Dumbass" or "Debbie 'Duh"!!

And for governors, I like to call Jerry Brown of California "Moonbat Brown", and Dan Malloy of Connecticut "Moron Malloy".  ROFL!!

I really hope your life goal isn't to become a stand-up comedian.