The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

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Tweed describing other people as "chronically uninteresting".

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LOL

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I find that the more left wing butthurt there is for a politician. The more I like them.

I think this may be one of them cases.

Yeah, good job man. Don't allow liberal facts to interfere with your preconceptions.

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Kudos to Vosem. A right excellent burn.

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Kill me now.

Gladly.  Anyone dumb enough to still believe in the link between autism and vaccines after all the effort put into debunking that urban legend deserves to die, or at the very least, be vaccinated.

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Alfred is seriously one of the best/most underrated posters on here. Excellent work.

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FACT: Cold apples taste better than room temperature apples.

Agree.

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Very proud of it, actually. Took me quite a long time to craft that amazing response.

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You're just being exposed to working class people for the first time, that's all.

Oh, that's precious, coming from you.

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Just gonna step in and say I enjoy a Person. Obviously I'm not a valuable or respected voice in any sense of the word, but hey

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Obviously I'm not a valuable or respected voice in any sense of the word, but hey

I was just about to forcefully refute that, and then I realized I had made the same mistake Phil did.

Yikes.

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Well this is uniformly awful.

One could say the same about your posting history.

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No, sorry, Paul Kemp is immune to sulfur burns.  Especially lazy, ineffective ones like that.

DRJ is the queen of my heart

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Miles is on a roll.

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Context:

You mean, 'I and the rest of the training associates had a huge debate about this yesterday'.

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Goteem:

NEVER. Simple as that. If SCOTUS rules stupid in the next few weeks Pence will refuse to honor the ruling (and would be right to not honor the ruling). In other words it would take military force. It will be permabanned next November if SCOTUS rules smartly. Kansas won't stand alone in its fight to honor traditional values.

I didn't realize your state elected a king instead of a governor.

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Using that definitely is literally the best thing ever

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Fun fact: raving about the "evils of religion" does not automatically make a transphobic misogynist like you a leftist. As far as rational debate between adults goes, your religious opinions are about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

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I see that you are completely irrational Reagan.  You are a sort of puddle of dumb emotions, like some nincompoop watching a Hollywood movie.

How could one even know if 'she was walking down the street to buy crack'?  Are you suggesting that the accused rapist be able to offer 'she's a crackhead' as a defense?

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Context:

Well, the Jupiter seems to play some role in our universe.

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You guys are aware it was the rebels that did the chemical attacks and are framing Assad. We shouldn't get involved at all.

1. The chemical weapons were fired from rockets that the rebels have no indication of possessing the capability to launch
2. Since the start of the conflict the Syrian government has been stockpiling their chemical weapons in a single location to prevent rebels from capturing them
3. The attack was on civilians (and a small group of rebel fighters) in a suburb of Damascus very sympathetic to the rebels
4. The rockets were fired in the middle of an unexpected surprise attack by government forces on the rebels

So the two possibilities here are:

A) The government fired rockets that delivered chemical weapons as part of their offensive

OR

B) The rebels acquired chemical weapons in spite of the government's stockpile efforts, and they managed to rig up an effective launcher system, and aimed it directly at the civilian areas of their only sizeable stronghold in the greater Damascus area, with plans to fire it off and attack their own people just in case the Syrian government someday attacks, trading the lives of thousands of their own people in exchange for making the government look like the bad guys on the international stage and maybe hopefully possibly convincing someone somewhere to intervene against the Syrian government in some fashion


Sorry man but I think A is a bit more likely here.

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Sounds like something Bushie would do.

>implying Bushie would have a job to quit

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Should be eliminated, replaced with full wealth confiscation/redistribution.

Starting with your family, hopefully.

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Good one:

4, all adopted at an age of at least 10.

Will you marry one of them?

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Snowstalker, no matter how many times you keep saying that, I've still had sex with more women than you, and probably always will.

Ouch

Damn kill em