The Confession Booth: Post something very personal about yourself

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Those of you who have yet to touch a female. Is it becuase you don't like them or because they don't like you?  No need to answer that one in a post. Just know thyself. And seize the day. Nobody's getting any younger.

Things are a tad more complicated than that... Having many female friends (and actually having found it easier to relate with girls than with guys in recent years), I can easily prove you wrong. You have to factor in things like having Aspergers (coupled with the natural awkwardness related to this kind issues) or my tendency to hold on to obviously unrealistic romantic ideals (laugh if you want).

I fall into the same category. I honestly can't stand most teenage boys (teenage girls are usually awful too, though not as much so). For lack of a better term, I'm a harmless teddy bear in my personal life.

-H.I.M Snowstalker, Ruler of the Friendzone

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Don't be friends with girls. There's your problem.

I'm sorry, but that's a kind of philosophy I just can't get behind. I'm not going to start flirting with a girl I don't have genuine feelings for, just because we know each other well. Friendship is a thing, love is another.

You don't have to subscribe to it, but I have enough experience to know this is the root of all the guys here troubles, among other things. It is difficult to be friends with a girl because feelings always tend to develop or they just don't respect you as a man.

I am a friendly guy most of the time, but I have never gotten a girl by being "nice and attentive." It just doesn't work that way. It's weird, but that's nature.

But I don't want to "succeed" by acting like a dick and not talking, but that seems all too successful. Do I really have to sell my soul to get ahead?

On another note, it seems to help to be politically conservative and/or a gun nut, even with liberal girls. Does democratic socialism just not appeal?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Never mind, I have a prom date now (as friends, but still).

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

This thread is terrible and you should all feel bad for posting here.

Except Morden.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the process of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still don't like the thought that I might have blinded him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il59S3HT6jI

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I watch Fox News fairly frequently for the lulz.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Gee, why do women not post here again?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

But yeah, you might want to delete that post.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I hate to tell all my friends on Atlas, and I know fully what you will think of me after this, but I lack the power to hide it any longer.

I killed a man. His name was Roger Miller.

It was over a personal dispute, nothing I'd need to talk about here. But I felt as if in order to get revenge, I had to kill him. The day after a fistfight, I decided to go on the attack and hunt him down. After finding his address, I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!". I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

- Fast food or pizza a couple times a week.

If it's not daily it's not Bushie.