A sandworm cannot fit inside a human brain at any relevant stage of its life cycle, hence
Children of Dune being the way it is, but I for one support RFK Jr.'s Yeerk and would vote for it over Trump if Biden weren't an option.
Never let my fellow progressives say that The Babylon Bee isn’t funny. They’re funny about 1% of the time and this is one of those times.
The sad thing is that it used to be pretty consistently funny before it got bought out by someone who was a way Trumpier kind of conservative Evangelical than the people who founded it.