GA-SEN 2022 Megathread: Werewolves and Vampires

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1599428404532891649

As an atheist I do like seeing the religious left maybe making a resurgence in the states.

Dread Him. Run from Him. Socialist Jesus arrives all the same.

Happy Advent!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1599524755522068480

* Starts to count the number of pronouns in the quote, gives up *

"Why are certain unspecified people bringing pronouns in the military of this country? Pronouns?! What the heck is a pronoun. Herschel Walker is sick & tired of that pronoun stuff. Aren’t the people in this audience all sick & tired of that pronoun stuff? So why don’t Herschel Walker and the people who agree with him call this senator Former Senator? That’s the aforementioned senator's pronoun."

is what he should have said. Sick of these conservatives who don't practice what they preach.

You left a "him" in there, you woke liberal trash.

Dang. Fixed now.

There's still at least one "who". Relative pronouns are pronouns too, groomer.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I notice that Millennial Moderate is absent tonight.

Not by choice.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

His name is Herschel Junior Walker? Not Herschel Walker Jr.? Huh.

https://twitter.com/CarlGND1/status/1600365078876155904

Joe Biden is proving to be the Samwise Gamgee of our reality. A most unexpected hero, but perhaps the most important of all.

And no, I don't care how cringe that sounds. I'm happy right now, leave me the hell alone.

Not sure I agree, but recommending for the unabashed Tolkien fandom.

Biden's parish church is called St. Joseph on the Brandywine, incidentally.