The Slaughter-House Cases was written by Justice Samuel Miller and Strauder v. West Virginia was written by Justice William Strong. Were Justices Miller and Strong being "ludicrous"?
The Slaughter-House Cases are pernicious nonsense, yes. I'm less familiar with
Strauder, so it's definitely possible its reasoning holds more water, but I'd have to look into it more to know for sure if I'm willing to concede that.
I enjoy a lot of your posts about the Constitution and the history and culture of the federal judiciary, but this is one issue where I just disagree with you and think that your position if adopted would be very dangerous. I don't mean that as a personally commentary on you at all; plenty of great people on this forum have opinions I think are highly objectionable.