You're on SCOTUS: What is you're guiding philosophy?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'd model myself on a cross between Gorsuch and Sotomayor--textualism, but not originalism, and vindicating the causes of the vulnerable whenever possible. I'd probably cultivate an unusually expansive understanding of the Equal Protection Clause and/or of statutory civil rights law to make up for my very low view of substantive due process.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Moderate liberalism honestly, I'd probably vote mostly with the Dem bloc, but defect on issues like drugs,

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[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I also view the professionalism, dignity, and apoliticism of the court as very important.

I'd quote emo lyrics in my decisions.

Pope Francis quoted a sixties bossa nova song in his recent encyclical, so why not you too? I'd be all for this.