Megyn Kelly: "Jesus was a white man ... This is a verifiable fact."

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

^{(seriously? megYn??)}

That's the first thing that came to my mind.

Some American names are just retarded.

I assure you that it's not just non-Americans who think so. White Americans will give their children absurd half-made-up names or normal names with ridiculous spellings to make them seem 'special', then turn around and make fun of black Americans for giving their children names that are often significantly more euphonic.