Conservative primary - Yellowhammer / Green Line / Grassr00ts

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Im not even a conservative.

I didn't want to write "fascist primary" or "authoritarian primary" because that makes it sound like a jab, which wasn't my intention.

How is the latter more insulting than something as revolting as "libertarian" exactly?

"Libertarian" refers to political positions. "Authoritarian" refers to preferred political system.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Primary coalitions:

YellowHammer: Squadrons of CSA troops still hiding in the bayous, "heighten the contradictions"-style Antifa members.
Grassr00ts: YouTube commenters, teenagers who stole their parents' IDs.
Green Line: Wine moms, cops, and cultural Catholics.

You know me too well

I actually thought of your coalition first--it was intuitive--and had to make up the others in order to have something worth posting.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Isn't Yellow Hammer actually a liberal?

Yes, but the sad lexicon of our day has him classified as a "conservative" when he is actually the very opposite.