Would you use ever use one of these?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

No. As every waking moment tells us, the future is terrible.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

No. As every waking moment tells us, the future is terrible.

What if you added wheels and a motor to one so you could even drive around, such as down the neighborhood street in front of people? Surely that would make it less terrible

The structure completely ignores the need for a vast expanse of desk space to hold books, notes, and eighteenth century economic data.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

If it's customizable, I had the space for it and someone else is buying it for me?  Sure, why not?



Lighten up Luddites.

"You're... you're part of the machine? What did they do to you?" "Lighten up, Luddites!" wheezed the speaker through crackles of static. Dead_Man's hazy image came in and out of focus on the screen. "This was voluntary!" the speaker crackled, delighted to have taken the newest, boldest, and, most important of all, most convenient step into the future. Life certainly was easier, resting there on a magnetic strip.