Susana Martinez's drunken attempt to stop the cops that were called on her

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As someone who's had DPD on my front lawn during the middle of a party and been the guy to negotiate with them, I have to ask where her Risk Management was. I understand that this was the after-party after all of the unwashed masses had left, but she's obviously partying with some reckless personalities if they're throwing beer bottles. Those're the types of people who don't participate in house cleanups and who, in general, let your chapter go to sh#t. Gonna have to bring the bottle breaker to judicial board at the next chapter meeting.