2000: Bush (R) vs. Gore (D) vs. Trump (Ref)

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

In a nation scarred by the disastrous Clinton years: NAFTA, marital infidelity, an indecisive foreign policy, and the gutting of the American worker, Donald J. Trump wins the Reform primaries and goes on to oppose the neoliberal hegemony in the general election! For whom do you vote?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

In a nation scarred by the disastrous Clinton years: NAFTA, marital infidelity, an indecisive foreign policy, and the gutting of the American worker, Donald J. Trump wins the Reform primaries and goes on to oppose the neoliberal hegemony in the general election! For whom do you vote?

Are you actually serious? Clinton was quite a good president. His marital infidelity is a personal affair, his foreign policy wasn't truly that bad, NAFTA has been good for the US, and I'm not really sure how "the American worker" has been "gutted"...

Of course I'd vote for Bush.

(Besides, congrats with becoming a mod!)

Thank you! I'm being intentionally hyperbolic. Whether or not what I posted is true is up to the reader's interpretation. We may be stuck with an "unreliable narrator" sorta deal.