How Would You Feel If the Above Poster Was Your Running Mate?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

We might not agree on much, but it'd be damn fun.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

We could make it work.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

"This works."

We might have a few different views on foreign policy as well as history, but we could make it happen.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Invincible.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Liberated. Given fhtagn's apparently fluid and hard to place ideology, I'd be free to run a quixotic, Jerry Brown '92 (with some revisions, of course)-esque campaign without fear of idiotic questions of ideological purity.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Eh, alright.

Cath's to the right of me, so she's my reverse hypothetical Lieberman to my McCain. I don't think we do all too hot.

Cath's a dude, unfortunately.

Given my family's genes, I think I probably got aesthetically lucky being born a male.

Eh, alright.

Cath's to the right of me, so she's my reverse hypothetical Lieberman to my McCain. I don't think we do all too hot.

Cath's a dude, unfortunately.

I assume everyone on the internet is a woman unless otherwise stated.

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>assuming genders in 2017

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[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Pray to God he doesn’t discuss foreign policy.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Very comfortable. We’re relatively ideologically close, and he could talk to religious voters for me. Basically, my “Pence”.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I have no idea what his actual political positions would be, but the possibilities are endless.