Where do you see the preceding poster in ten years?

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Here we go folks.

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Sawx: In an unhappy relationship with Gabe "The Babe" Snowstalker. While it started out as the best if times for the both of you, Snowstalker's steady shift to the right on social issues caused him to denounce gay marriage, utterly ruining yours. You now find yourself married to a miniature Pat Buchanan in 2023, wondering where it all went wrong.

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Likelier than not married, albeit possibly only recently depending upon how old he is and whether or not he has a girlfriend now. Gainfully employed and active in his church polity. May not be as politically engaged as he currently is, or may be more so, presumably within some social-conservative faction of the Conservative Party.

Actually I'm engaged. Wedding is tentatively scheduled for July 2014

SKIP

Congrats, bro!

In any case, as for Professor Nathan, he's teaching college classes on religion and agrarian communism at some expensive yet not-well-known-outside-the-East college in Western Massachusetts. At the same time, he's spear-heading an ambitious development project for his town, which he now has gained a good amount of control over through the town council.

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Keeping his UAW proles in line as he prepares to use his union thugs to beat yet another scab senseless while standing over him smoking a cigarette and drinking malt liquor.

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--Grumps interrupted me--

Scott: Scott by now has gone from his original liberal Christianity to becoming a staunch conservative Catholic. In a fit of rage over the creeping "decadence" of the new liberal Christians, Scott converted and has joined a cloistered Catholic community. Nevertheless, he still posts on Atlas and leads a Christian Democrat party in Atlasia.

Torie (since I feel like it) This is just a re-alignment of what Cavebro Clinton said. As opposed to being locked up in a retirement home, Mr. Torie--known by the pseudonym of "Simpson" after Alan K. Simpson--is the prosperous head of a large marijuana-peddling organization. With that money, he has purchased vast tracts of land in what he loving refers to as "God's country", busy constructing "Torie's secret highway". However, the pending nation-wide legalization may either break or bust his business and his accountants are constructing some pretty wild quarterly projections and estimating what difficulties might arise in becoming "legitimate".

Grumps: Sitting at home, smoking some of Torie's fine reefer and rooting for some sort of Pennsylvania hockey or football team. He's in an active battle as he fights to avoid being put into one of the dreaded retirement communities. He still entertains the ladies at his place, but his game is fading. Nevertheless, he still enjoys the help of "Grumpy Santa's helpers" around Christmastime.

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Matt, after spending some time in his own state of Vermont, has moved to New York City--escaping the Communist purges under Chairman Sanders--to live a life of tolerance and capitalism. Once in there, he falls in with the wrong crowds. Given his Italian and Irish heritage, he gets involved with white ethnics and subsequently the mob. Converting to Roman Catholicism presided over by Bishop Timothy Dolan, Matt Scarlini--his new name in order to fit in--takes on a life of crime, operating a small but burgeoning Republican-Italian machine in the city. Soon, he wil use this clout to elect him mayor, and an age of Republican Tammany will commence.

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After going on a soul-searching hunt for his real father at age 18, Jerry Arkansas at last receives the bloodwork back and it is confirmed, he is the son of Bill Clinton. Embarking on a globe-spanning journey to track down the elusive "Bubba", Jerry at last meets him and they have an hours-long talk in which they discuss Jerry's mother, politics, and Bill's legacy. Bill at last decides to show Jerry to Hillary, who embraces the young Republican as if he were her own. Jerry, now content having met his real father, sets off on life with a bold new direction. Emulating his father's path, he visits all the "sacred places" as a Christian would when visiting Jerusalem--the place of Bill's birth, the school where he questioned the teachers, Arkansas Boys State, and State House, and so on. Finally, at age 25, having walked the path of Bill and having replenished himself, Jerry is elected to the House of Representatives in the district his father once ran in. As of now, Jerry is a womanizing one-term moderate Republican Rep from Arkansas, known for his appeal to conservative Democrats moreso than his own Republican base as well as his strange resemblance to a man who walked these halls not so long ago...

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*C'mon folks, let's revive this.*

DC al Fine doesn't have enough quirks that I know of to give him a specific role in my strange future world/dystopia. However, I imagine he's a successful member of the middle class, and a proud Calvininst. He's joined the Orange Order and has gone to slaughter "rebel scum" in Ulster more than once ("You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!"),  having washed the blood (both red and orange) from his hands in time to play his violin at his cottage. This may be dark, but that's how CathFuture is.