Later in the year I accepted the prestigious position of Student Council Secretary.
Yes but what you're leaving out is your infamous Student Senate confirmation hearing. You survived the vote of the full Senate but not after some interesting revelations involving you and a Coke can.
Don't you wish that student council politics was as scandalous and edgy as real politics? I'm still waiting for my class president to go power mad and get caught in some sort of huge scandal. If that happened, I might actually bother running for student council stuff.
