King for President!

[King]

I am here to announce my candidacy for President of the Republic of Atlasia.  If you look at my resume, you will see that I meet all the qualifications of a good President:

• Signatures:  I have been signing my name on paper for well over 15 years and I have the handwriting and spelling skills to sign all legislation I deem feasible.
• Vetos:  If elected, I will have a red pen on my desk at all times for a quick and easy veto.  My opponents would wait days to veto bill, but not me!
• Appointing a Cabinet:  Being a former member of the Cabinet, I know how to be appointed and in turn know how to appoint.  Being a member of the Senate, I have been kiss-assed and know how to be a kiss-ass so my nominations will pass.  You can trust that my Cabinet will be confirmed on first vote.
• Vacations:  Since I was a newborn, I have been vacationing.  As President, I will take regular trips to ally nations, Camp David, and my various ranches around the country.
• Experience:  I am the only candidate to serve in every branch and level of the federal government.

Thank you for your time. 

[King]

Did you serve WELL in every branch of government?

Well enough to be elected to a different office after being kicked out of the old one!

[King]

I don't think the constitution allows us to elect kings to the office of President.

As a 2/3 owner of Diebold Voting Systems, I suggest you keep your mouth shut if you want to win!

[King]

The question is now, how many of these candidates will be able to find VP candidates? 

I choose Migrendel as my VP. That is a problem indeed!

[King]

I don't think the constitution allows us to elect kings to the office of President.

As a 2/3 owner of Diebold Voting Systems, I suggest you keep your mouth shut if you want to win!

I'd love to see Diebold fix a win for Opebo, and not have anybody ask questions afterwards.

Opebo?  Joe Quimby is going to win!