Do you have a caffeine dependence?

[King]

Also people who are constantly complaining in the morning about how horrible they feel because they haven't had their coffee yet are the worst.

Guilty. 

Haha, it's okay old friend. Basically all my loved ones and people I've ever lived with are like that, so it is just my cross to bear in this life.

I, too, am annoyed by discussion of coffee drinking. Hate it, love it, can't live without it, just shut up and drink.