Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

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rip 'diet'

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I'm guessing Papa has issued an ultimatum on the job front.

If he's working at a grocery store he still can't support himself for a while.  Which makes me think Papa is going to let him renew his luxury apartment lease and plutocratic cable package and delay his retirement another 5 years.

If Bushie can at least get his rent paid, it will at least slow down the rate in which Papa's retirement is extended by Papa only having to budget food. It's the Simpson-Bowles of Papa's Retirement Fund control.

He definitely needs to cut the cable package down to basic. Ridiculous he has not done this already.

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More than the money, working at a grocery store would finally eliminate the excuse that McDonalds was more convenient than going to the grocery store after work, because he'd be standing in one when he punched out. And with money, even if he only kept getting ready made food from the deli, it would save Papa over the three $9 cheeseburger combos a day bill.

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It's a Lenten miracle! $10/hr is definitely enough to cover your rent.

Google also says [redacted] gives a 15% discount to employees on food stuffs.

Eat there plenty and cut the cable to a lower package and you can make it there, Bushie.

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We've all been here...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/onceloyal-enabler-betrays-man-by-suggesting-therap,38108/

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Yes, do what Papa says. He's probably sitting in his train room right now crying tears of joy that his son has a Real Job.

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I'm pretty sure chain stores do their butchering off site. He might have to trim some pieces of someone asks, but I'm guessing he'll mostly just be making sure all the meat in the display case is fresh.

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My 33rd birthday is 60 days away.  Is it appropriate to call this job an early birthday present?

Yes. Celebrate by losing weight so you'll live to be 34.

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Yeah. Bushie generally most questions  people ask about cuts of meat is best way to prepare it. "Veal chops are on sale? How do I cook those?"

At the very least watch some cooking shows if not making things yourself.

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Yeah. Bushie generally most questions  people ask about cuts of meat is best way to prepare it. "Veal chops are on sale? How do I cook those?"

At the very least watch some cooking shows if not making things yourself.

I need to find a way to cook the meat without a grill.  It seems like it would take too long to put in the oven and probably not taste as good and juicy as if I were to slap it on the grill.

Most restaurants don't have grills and get by cooking indoors.

YouTube is your friend here, Bushie. Here's some good ones:

How to cook steak in a pan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIiR7DBAqY

How to cook chicken breast in a pan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzczmi1mPTs

How to make quick meatballs in oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjmdrMA2t8

How to roast a whole chicken in oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4z_N0GjqCY

How to cook duck breast in a pan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAfmfCArUgA

How to slow cook a beef brisket in oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh48wM6bPWQ

How to make thanksgiving turkey in oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREWEOxVKD8

etc
etc
etc

These are all clips from Gordon Ramsay's Cookery Course, Good Eats with Alton Brown, and the Food Wishes youtube channel. They're my favorite sources but I'm sure there are other good ones.

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woohoo sloppy joes

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Best way to prepare a cut of meat is where I was pretty much going with the cooking idea, JMann.

We don't want Bushie saying he can't give any advice on a pot roast because he doesn't have a grill at home.

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Smirnoff Ice is pretty good though weak as hell. It's something that would make a good high schooler first drink.

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You better. Schools aren't even closed.

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Even more weird is Bushie's apparent belief that a single glass of wine makes you too intoxicated to drive and that this remains the case for an entire day.

Well, sticking your penis in a vagina for 1 second outside of marriage makes you a father. So it makes sense one glass of wine ruins your entire day.

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What's the best way to prepare a pork tenderloin Mr. Butcher?

What's the difference in taste between the grass fed and the corn fed beef?

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Bushie's going to buy $10 burgers until he starts work so he doesn't accidentally waste $1.50 a portion on a meat he overcooked lmao

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So, now it's time to play a game of: what did Bushie lie about?

>His starting weight in February
>The amount of times he walked in February
>The portion control of his meals in February

What accounted for this 286 to 286 month?

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It's no fun cooking for just one person.

Just cut down on the amounts given in any recipe you're using. Problem solved.

That's not the problem.  It's the loneliness factor.

And it isn't lonely when you get your food in a drive thru?

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Excuses, excuses. It's also not as hard as it looks to eat healthy without cooking for yourself

Here, try this:

Tyson frozen ready made grilled chicken breast
+
Green Giant steamfresh broccoli spears
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Minute brown rice

No actual cooking required. Just reheat things in the microwave/on the stove. Economically, it probably costs the same to go to Braum's, but it is a healthier meal. The problem isn't the external situations surrounding your meal choices but the simple fact that you don't want to it healthy food.

Until you stop blaming everything else from distance to the market or how busy you are or how lonely you are, you'll never tackle the problem that you don't like the taste of broccoli and you need to change that and start eating broccoli.

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I would binge drink cokes too if it were my only source of hydration.

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Pour a cold glass of water to go with your coke. Before every sip of coke, sip water to cleanse  your palate and enjoy a much sweeter, refreshing coke than you would have if your tastebuds were simply numbed by 100% pure coke.

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It was a bad 32.8 years.

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No. This might be the first month in your life where you weighed less at the end of it than you did at the beginning of it. You were only thinner earlier in your days because less meals had happened over the course of your life at that point. It's be a slow steady build.