Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

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It's likely Granny hates greens as much as Bushie does. However, some KID APPROVED Spinach recipes linked above should satisfy the Browns.

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yes, taking some baby steps would definitely be worthwhile exercise at this point.

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Yeah, Bushie needs nutrients not energy. Otherwise an all-donut diet would be best.

Body fat is a great source of energy, too, Bushie. If you cut carbs, you will use more of it.

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You know, they do make water that is sold in individual serving bottles similar to how soda is.

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300 is conservative, Walter. Left on his own, he'll have breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a fast food joint. That's about $27 a day or 800 a month.

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Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

Headphones, Bushie, headphones.

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Diet pop is not a problem for Bushie's weight loss but it is a problem for his chronic headaches. It dehydrates him.

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Perhaps Bushie should give erotic literature a try instead.

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Hooray for males on internet arguing about what feminists want under the sheets.

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Hooray for males on internet arguing about what feminists want under the sheets.

I recognize that different women want different things under different circumstances because they are different people. Others seem to take another view, thinking that sex, and indeed any facet of life remotely related to interaction with the opposite sex, must be traumatic for all women in all contexts because Women Are Very Fragile. If one of these people wants to dodge his own very problematic (and frankly, misogynistic) position and instead focus on ad hominems, that's his prerogative.

Oh I vehemently disagree with Nathan on sex issues as much as anyone else on the forum, but I just don't think this thread should be where we talk about what feminists want out of sex.

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Why so many cookies? Good job on the rest, but you seem to have latched onto 5 being the amount of cookies.

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yeah, but why 5? why not 2?

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2 would barely give me a taste.  I want to enjoy it just a bit before they're all gone.  I'm going to stick with 5.

Have you considered chewing your food?

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No offense, Nathan, but being trans does not make you an authority on women and I'm pretty sure most women would agree.

There's a social aspect of being raised a girl that you didn't experience.

Oh and get this out of Update XIX.

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Perhaps you should go by a name other than Nathan to make it easier for the forum to remember you are not male.

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I can't change the fact that it says 'Nathan' under it.

lol, kind of a ironic humor, you have to admit it.

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Its helpful that he's so repetitive.  We found a healthy lunch option he can eat every day for the rest of his life. Now we just need a healthy breakfast and dinner and he will be set.

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2 would barely give me a taste.  I want to enjoy it just a bit before they're all gone.  I'm going to stick with 5.

With this being said, we can all stop giving any advise. Bushie doesn't want to diet it lose weight, and is content with dying in the next 2 years.

How can you say that when he's actually taken some steps in the right direction this week? He's eating fruits and vegetables at lunch, his main dish is healthier than Pop Tarts or fast food, and he seems to be open to substantive advice.

When we all pitch him a diet of mango rinds and kale mist, he rejects it. Given small but tangible direction, he seems to have done OK.

Not sure what Andrew will say but his lunch is too many calories with the cookie buffet.

Perhaps I could knock it back to 3 or 4 cookies.  I don't think 2 is enough, but 5 may be overdoing it.

Technically zero is enough. But I understand. Chew your cookies in 2-3 bites slowly and you will only need 2 at most. Hopefully 1 eventually.

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Bushie, eating isn't addition and subtraction. It's addition and addition. There's no negative calorie food.

If you want to eat cookies, you need to do a subtraction activity: exercise. 275 calories is about 30 minutes jogging or an hour walking.

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The Tulsa apartment burning down would actually be a blessing.

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Also, are you suggesting that God speaks to people directly? I'm always the first to condemn religion, but that's less religion than it is schizophrenia. Though those two maladies are, of course, also correlated.

In point of fact, God spoke directly to Bushie back in 2012, and told him to move to Kenya.  Here's Bushie's transcript of the exchange:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143929.msg3281119#msg3281119

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His next post in that thread interests me more

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I guess God decided he no longer needed an MBA to go to Kenya.

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bushie shouldve gotten the mba.  it would have been better to go in debt for that rather than cad(D)

Assuming he didn't flunk out.

That thread is gold. And shows how repetitive this all is. Still, I was interested to see that Jeff was set to be banned or put on mod review if he didn't lose a certain amount of weight. It must have been a motivator:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143929.msg3364295#msg3364295

IIRC he admitted to completely lying about that round of weight loss.

Lol I forgot about that one. The pounds were just flying off by the day. 255 lb!

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University of Phoenix is too legitimate of an operation for Bushie. He'd select a "cheaper" unaccredited MBA program.

But as Indy Texas mentions, Bushie has no networking skills so he wouldn't advance anywhere from it. Plus, Masters level education at accredited institution requires you get a B to pass courses. He would flunk out, even at DeVry.

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There was one man brave and wise enough to burn the South with fire.



Sadly, he is long dead.

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It's shame Sherman never sought the Presidency and took out Executive Orders for his vision of the South. We'd all be better today.

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I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

http://youtu.be/31JNEVHZxO8