Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[King]

What are the plans for the Tulsa apt. Will you be renewing for another year?

He's going to sign a 5 year lease despite not living there because moving out of it would be too expensive.

[King]

Wait guys do moving companies really make $1000 per move? Because if so I want to start a moving company.

Well, the general expectation is that people with 1 bedroom bachelor pads don't need to hire movers.

[King]

How did Bushie move into it the first time? Did Papa buy him all new furniture?

[King]

Just hire immigrants.

[King]

Oh my, so many complements the past two pages.

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING UNEMPLOYED AND TAKING A NAP AND NOT APPLYING FOR A JOB POSTING I FOUND FOR YOU BUSHIE.

[King]

If you're dead set on Tulsa, rather than going to another archaic job fair or shady job site with MLM schemes left, right and sideways, click on this link

It's the Tulsa Chamber of Commerce list of the largest employers in Tulsa, OK with their websites.

Homework
1. Make a spreadsheet with three columns: Company Name, Job Title, URL
2. Visit the corporate website of every company, even Verizon and Pepsi, and do a job search on their corporate job/career site for the state of Oklahoma.  Save the URL for every posting you think you are capable of doing, both CAD and non-CAD. Then in the end go down the spreadsheet and apply for every job in order of how much you want the job.


Get the spreadsheet done in the next day. Then spend the rest of the weekend applying for as many jobs a day as you can on that list. Your goal should be to apply to EVERY job you think you capable of and hope you catch a fish.

Oh and NO CALL CENTERS.