Rick Perry's platform: God will fix the economy

[King]

If the economy turns out to be gay, then maybe divine intervention here can kill two birds with one stone!

If our economy is gay, then it's a little too close to Canada's economy for my comfort.

Eh...everyone knows Canada is a bottom.  No problem.

Somebody hasn't looked at a map recently.  Hopefully Alaska would get a reach around.

Have you taken a geography class? Alaska is clearly our reach around on Canada. 

[King]

If were a preacher, I would advocate that any idea of "humans shouldn't try, let God fix it" is the deadly sin of sloth.