The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[King]

I'd do things to McKayla Maroney
unspeakable things

The most unspeakable thing you'd be able to do is giving her a wedgie.

That's not fair

At least you're one of the few people on the internet willing to admit why that girl is a meme.

[King]

Oh, look. The 'ironic' Uncle Tom cheers on the open racist.

[King]

I'm disappointed in Al.  The proper thing to do was drop another searing one-liner in response.

[King]

Kal's late to the party most of the time.

Having your head stuffed up your own ass tends to do that.

[King]

FACT: Cold apples taste better than room temperature apples.

Agree.

Haha, wow.  That's amazing.  "Agree."  Epic burn.

[King]

He's saying that all of the annoying Republicans from Virginia (You, Christie's stomach, shua) are starting to blend together and you might all be the same guy.

uh, okay Seatown

A D-WA NY avatar is the perfect person to be talking about other posters with similar avatars blending into one another, of course.

FTFY?

R-NS tend to run together for me.

[King]

I'm not particularly fond of it either and wish I'd phrased that better, but I was in a hurry

Stop being so inksing spineless, Nathan.

[King]

We allow you to post here, despite severe mental damage you have likely caused yourself - hard to think of anything but an LSD overdose causing so much havoc. So, be tolerant.

 ...yes sir. The Lost Standards of Democrats is having a prolonged effect, I'm working on it.