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wormyguy
Junior Chimp
Posts: 9,118
Political Matrix E: -0.58, S: 1.65
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« on: April 29, 2011, 04:08:19 PM » |
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« edited: April 30, 2011, 05:28:50 PM by I was looking at his pant leg and his perfectly creased pant »
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Do not do this based on ideological agreement or disagreement, or whether you think their policies were "smart" or "stupid" - this is about who you thought had the greater processing power in his brain. You may note that I'm choosing the "wrong" candidate (from my perspective) as the more intelligent one more often than not.
1796/1800/1804 - Thomas Jefferson (Adams was no slouch and Pinckney certainly wasn't stupid either - Jefferson is just one of the most brilliant people to ever live) 1808/1812 - James Madison 1816 - James Monroe 1824 - John Quincy Adams among the top two, Henry Clay among all 1828 - John Quincy Adams 1832 - Henry Clay 1836 - Martin Van Buren, or Daniel Webster among all 1840 - Martin Van Buren 1844 - Henry Clay 1848 - Lewis Cass, or Martin Van Buren if he counts 1852 - Winfield Scott 1856 - John Frémont 1860 - Stephen Douglas 1864 - lean Abraham Lincoln 1868 - Horatio Seymour (not even close, though I expect hackery here) 1872 - Horace Greeley (who may have been smarter dead than Grant was alive) 1876 - Samuel Tilden 1880 - lean Winfield Hancock 1884/1888/1892 - Grover Cleveland 1896/1900 - William Bryan 1904 - lean Teddy Roosevelt 1908 - lean William Bryan 1912/1916 - Woodrow Wilson 1920 - lean James Cox 1924 - John Davis 1928/1932 - Herbert Hoover (I expect plenty of hackery here; Hoover was one of three certifiable geniuses to hold the office of President, along with Jefferson and Wilson; Roosevelt was a "C" student at Harvard after never receiving a single grade higher than a "B" at his elite prep school while Hoover, who self-educated himself having never gone to high school, went to Stanford and became the world's most distinguished and respected mining engineer while he wasn't translating obscure classical texts in his spare time. It's funny that Roosevelt, who had every advantage in life handed to him on a silver platter, is the "man of the people," while Hoover, who really did have to "pull himself up by his bootstraps," is the evil capitalist, a position made all the more absurd by the fact that Hoover was easily the most left-wing president ever at the time, and Roosevelt attacked him as a "socialist" during the '32 campaign. Enough editorializing). 1936 - lean Franklin Roosevelt 1940 - Wendell Willkie 1944 - lean Franklin Roosevelt 1948 - Harry Truman 1952/1956 - Adlai Stevenson 1960 - Richard Nixon (not even close) 1964 - this one's a toughy; lean Lyndon Johnson since I don't want to be biased 1968 - another toughy; lean Richard Nixon 1972 - Richard Nixon 1976 - Jimmy Carter 1980 - this one's tough; brings to mind the phrase "different types of intelligence." Anderson was obviously an idiot. Lean-Reagan if pushed. 1984 - Reagan 1988 - Lean-Bush, though this one wasn't exactly a brain trust 1992 - Clinton, or Perot if he counts 1996 - another "different kinds of intelligence" one, lean-Clinton if pushed. Perot was getting a bit daffy by this point, but still lean-Perot if he's included. 2000 - Al Gore, Nader if he counts 2004 - George W. Bush (surely the dumbest major party slate ever) 2008 - Barack Obama (this one fights with 1988 for the number 2 slot)
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