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[tpfkaw]

Good [insert time of day], everyone.

My creepy opponent seems to have received a mandate to rape this nation repeatedly, and brutally.  I warned ya.  I have called Barnes and told him to go stick his head in his colon area.  My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson, unsurprisingly also lost.  I pledge to be as unhelpful and damaging as possible to the future career of the next senator.

Thank you, and God bless those he is not about to smite,

-wormyguy






I am running with the Populares Party.

My platform is essentially that I am right, and my opponent is wrong.  I pledge to always vote in the right way, and never in the wrong way.

If I win, I will have a poll over what color to change my avatar to, and I will change to that color for a whole year.

If you vote for me, you will get all the sex you want with beautiful women (or men, if you swing that way).



Yeah.  That's all true.  That really scared you a lot, so now you are going to vote for me.

I will have the most transparent, open, and ethical career ever.  And stuff.

Vote for me because the voice of God compels you to.  I have been endorsed by God, Robert Mugabe, and myself.

Also it would be much more exciting if you elected me.  Since nothing actually happens in the real world due to Atlasian elections, you might as well elect the most extreme candidates possible, since it will generate the most entertaining results.

So yeah.

Also pretty signature thing:



PM me if you have specific questions.

[tpfkaw]

I live in Georgia, who knew?

Your frequent plastic surgery has left you quite disfigured.

[tpfkaw]

It's a real campaign.

[tpfkaw]

I want all Atlasia's children to have enough to eat.

[tpfkaw]

Endorsed!

Thankee!

[tpfkaw]

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In this thread.

[  ] Roy Barnes 2010 (Barnes)
Jesus Christ Party - JCP

[2] Vepres
Regional Protection Party - RPP

[1] wormyguy
Populares - POP

[3] Write-in: BRTD

[4] Write-in: Justin Bieber

[5] Write-in: Robert Mugabe

[  ] None of the above

[tpfkaw]

Justin Bieber sucks.

OMG JUSTIN BIEBER OMG OHMYGOSH OOH OOH JUSTIN BIEBER!

[tpfkaw]

Good [insert time of day], everyone.

My creepy opponent seems to have received a mandate to rape this nation repeatedly, and brutally.  I warned ya.  I have called Barnes and told him to go stick his head in his colon area.  My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson, unsurprisingly also lost.  I pledge to be as unhelpful and damaging as possible to the future career of the next senator.

Thank you, and God bless those he is not about to smite,

-wormyguy

[tpfkaw]

My other opponent, fresh off his campaign against Woodrow Wilson

I am not Woodrow Wilson!

Hey, can't a guy make obscureish historical references anymore?