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Why shouldn't we consider Olive Garden an Italian restaurant? It's Americanized favorites, for sure, but it's not like you won't see Spaghetti and Meatballs at every mom and pop local Italian joint either. In fact, local places with more trained chefs tend to bastardize the food more adding twists (green chile chicken lasagna is a weird one you see a lot out here).

It's got pasta, it's got garlic, it's got tomatoes, it's got basil. It's Eye-tally-an

What is it if it's not Italian?

I mean, I consider Taco Bell to be Mexican food even though 95% of the menu is not served at any other Mexican restaurant.

Taco Bell's nationality isn't Mexican, it's Stoner.

As someone who spent 3 times a week last semester going to Taco Bell at 2 AM in my pajamas, that's pretty accurate.

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2010 house elections, since the majority of the bastards elected that year have similar views to Bushie's Oklahoma kin.

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"Rand Paul on drugs" doesn't make me think of an interview.

This is Rand Paul



This is Rand Paul on drugs.

Any Questions?

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Myles is very Twitter-friendly.

Better him than me.  If I want to read twits, I just need to read this forum.

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"Can I come inside for winning Survivor?"


"Not until MLB Baseball American League Championship Series Game 1 Baltimore Orioles vs. Kansas City Royals is over around 2300-0200 CST!"

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"I wanted to call it Reaganland, but the gay bar by the airport has that name already"-Peter Griffin