I'm officially an old man...

[Niemeyerite]

I still have my mustache, and I have no plans to get rid of it, unless requested to do so by a woman, and right now there are no ladies on the horizon.

And nor will there be as long as you look like you might at some point try to rape and murder them.

Maybe, maybe not.  Not every girl looks at the physical appearance of a man.  There are some women out there who look at what really counts, and that is the heart and soul of a man.  I will grant you that shaving my mustache would probably enhance my "chances", but then again, I believe my God has the perfect woman picked out for me and I just haven't met her, yet. Even if He doesn't, I am starting to grow more and more content with remaining single the rest of my life.  Being single gives the freedom and flexibility to move around the country or the world, and serve my God wherever He leads me without having to worry about moving an entire family.  In a worldly point of view, if my job transferred me to a different part of the country, I can move a whole lot easier and quicker being single than I can with a family.  I would love to raise a family, and I still believe that is still my destiny to be a Godly husband and father, but even if it is not, as Scripture says "I have learned in all things to be content."

Yes, ugly girls.