Some fat Republican came to my door today

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Shame on him for coming to your door when he's so overweight.

Well, maybe he's trying to kill 2 birds with one stone?  Get out the vote, and lose weight by walking house to house.

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NEVER underestimate a good ground game.

Unless your defensive line can stop the run cold.  Then you need to worry about the QB running a screen.

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Ahh ok this is a bit strange.  I just checked the legislative district map.  It looks like I am in district 14 represented by D- David Medijas- North Massapequa (has a little sliver that goes into mass Pk)

District 14
http://www.co.nassau.ny.us/legislat/LDmaps/LD14/LD14zoom.html

District 12
http://www.co.nassau.ny.us/legislat/LDmaps/LD12/LD12zoom.html[/img]

But the strange thing is my usual voting precent (at least the one where I voted last year) is in district 12

edit  I'm actually in Massapequa (though my mailing address is Mass PK) for some strange reason the borders of the town are really quirky, and their is a little sliver on the eastern portion of the Massapequa Park zipcode that is actually considered Massapequa.  My old high School for some strange reason was listed as Massapequa and had a Massapequa zipcode despite sitting DIRECTLY across the street from the Massapequa Park Post Office, and the people who live directly across the street from me are actually in the Farmingdale School District. 

Anyone know why borders can be so insanely quirky???

Who knows?  I lived in the Levittown zip code, the East Meadow school district, and the Hicksville water district.  It's a crazy scheme.