This is quite a fun idea.
Here is my preferences:
1. Phil (Phil is a politician. He has the mind to be an outstanding public servant and the fighting spirit. He will go far in politics I wager. Phil should be the leader. no doubt)
2. FezzyFestoon (He is also a very bright guy who has a nose for politics. Fezzy should be whip as he needs a position of "power".)
3. Inks (Inks seems to me like a political writer. Perhaps one day he will be editor of
The Weekly Standard!)
4. Duke (Always a colorful one. Duke would be the best "attack dog" for a national ticket or to be a party chairman.)