PBrunsel
Junior Chimp
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« on: December 18, 2004, 11:49:48 PM » |
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« edited: December 19, 2004, 07:25:10 PM by President PBrunsel »
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Well this is the lot of them. Inspired by republicanjew's poll I decided to put them all down in this huge, no holds, free for all extraveganza! The battle royal of 2000, who comes out on top?
The Contesestants:
Representing his dad...Governor George Walker Bush (R-TX)
Representing President Slick Willie...Vice President Al "The Albert" Gore (D-TN)
Hailing from "I fought in Vietnam"... Senator John McCain (R?-AZ), the original "Slim Shady"
Dribbling in from far, far-left field...former Senator Bill "The Dunkerooner" Bradley (D-NJ).
Hailing from "Snowballs's Chance in Hell"...
Ambassador Alan Keyes (R-MD/IL/Galaxies far far away)
Senator Oriin Hatch (R-UT)
Reagan Apointee Gary "I see where your hands are" Bauer (R-VA)
Businessman Malcom "The Steve" Forbes (R-NJ)
Bob Dole's Wife Elizabeth Dole (R-NC), who was also head of the insignifigant post of Secretary of Transportation.
Former Vice President James Dan "Potatoe" Quale III (R-IN/CA, he practically grew up in Pheonix)
Rep. John "K2K" Kasich (R-OH)
Senator Bob "Feel sorry for me" Smith (R-NH)
Writer and Nixonite Patrick "The Facist" Buchanan (Ref-VA)
Harry "Leagalise Pot" Browne (LB-TN)
Marxist turned Mussolini Lyndon LaRouche (Nutter-VA)
Gov. Lamar "Lamar" Alexander (R-TN) John Ford really hates you!
Of course BRTD's favorite person on earth, Consumer Activist Ralph "Not Safe at Any Speed" Nader!
Now LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!
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