Letter to Obama, three words at a time

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We did this back in the glory days of '09. Then we made one for lovely Christine.

Now, let's try again:

Dear President Obama,

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When you ejaculated

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big hairy yellow

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First off, I started this thread and compilation will be done by me. Got that, Frenchie?

This is because corrections must be made for grammar. You didn't.

This is the final letter:

Dear President Obama,

How's it hangin'? Why are you such a statesman and a dick? I was kidding, but seriously, you need to chill. You're controlled by that bitch wife, and her secret lover, Jimmy McMillan. Speaking of bitches, where did Hillary bury the bodies found in Bill's yard? Regarding Libya, I wish to express my disappointment that John Cameron Swayze isn't able to meet with Colonel Gadddafffii Quaddiff Gaddafi.

Tell me why women hate me.

These threads always fail because old Welsh men and Polish punks have lousy grammar. So, Mr. President, grammar my ass.

End of letter.

PS. There's also nothing. Good-bye. And Grumpy Gramps won't share his Virginia with the old house smasher, but he will ask you to have a martini.

Sorry for this, but please veto Senate Bill 978. Or at least learn to capitalize! When you ejaculated thinking of Hillary, removed by Inks, Bill Clinton said, "It's over 9,000!" One more thing...

Sarah Palin wants to destroy America from her house, with her kids, who'll be used in a musical about her life. We shouldn't care if Joe Biden thinks this is a big f'ing deal because it's just a musical. Musicals are for learning to capitalize! Or they're for raping hairy goats that also like big, hairy, yellow women.

I apologize for the fact that I hate you.

Is Michele Bachmann sleeping with Mitt or is she secretly seeing your giant, girthy black fist punching the face of John Edwards? Be careful, stay away from the hotel room where Bubba slept, as the odor smells like a putana-coated cigar.

Well then, I will conclude by saying that you suck.

                    Respectfully yours,
                   Kyle Christopher Mercado

Now, I wholeheartedly approve of the idea of restarting after every letter.

And three more words: that smells like

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First off, I started this thread and compilation will be done by me. Got that, Frenchie?

This is because corrections must be made for grammar. You didn't.

1. I hope you aren't serious.

2. If you are, please chill out.

3. I've made grammar corrections, at least those I noticed.

I'm not, man. All in good fun I was looking forward to compiling the letter and you spoiled some of the fun.

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I put this letter through the Bad Translator (http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator) and got the following:

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