You know they say that all people are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Mike Pence and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one on one with another politician, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm an electoral freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Donald Trump to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! See the 3 way, at Election Day, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Donald Trump KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Mike Pence, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning on Election Day. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning on Election Day. See Mike, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you on Election Day.
