The 1% - Politico
Latte Liberal - bgwah
Neoconservative - Duke
Tea Partier - BigSkyBob
Uncle Tom - CaDan
Moderate Hero - Junkie
Limousine Liberal - Gustaf
Hipster - Oakvale, in a good way of course
Elitist Academic - Al, I guess, but isn't really elitist
The 99% - BRTD
White Working Class - clarence
Country club Republican - Torie
Swing voter - Angus
Christian Conservative - Jmfcst
South Park Republican - Dallasfan, I guess, but isn't really a Republican
I'm still a registered and active Republican (though not too comfortable when I attend local meetings.) I do love my South Park as well!
I gotta find a niche so I can represent a group.
Neoconservative.
Tea Partier isn't really your style. I'd pick Sanchez or BSB for that.